What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some cool confidence hacks?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?